Following Edge

I religiously follow the breaking news from the Internet Storm Center's Handler on Duty for news about Internet outages, but tonight the news was much more interesting...

Target, in partnership with Amazon.com, has now added some interesting products to their online offerings:

Marijuana $25.25
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/?%5Fencoding=UTF8&asin=0823916839
(local copy in case it's removed from Target's product line)

Hooker $69.99
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/?%5Fencoding=UTF8&asin=B00000I1F6
(local copy in case it's removed from Target's product line)

Now, I was going to say that I would never have to leave the house if they would just add booze to their online offerings, but, evidently, you can get that too as long as you're willing to take it bundled with chicken and booty.