September, 2004

What's wrong here...

( ) 09/29/04 6:20 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

[Something rubs me the wrong way here... what is it? If I told you this was taken from a real magazine, would you say this is a current magazine? Would it be successful today? Please leave a comment with your observations.]


Business Management magazine brings businessmen respected advice, valuable references, and insightful features so your business can succeed.

From the cover of our September issue:

Business Management
[what really matters to businessmen] September Issue

  • The 7 secrets of focused businessmen (They'll really help!)
  • How to prevent the next audit error
  • Employee Perks? Write-ups? (Strategies that work on wives too)

Inside our September issue:

  • The real businessman's guide to employees and filing
  • The hidden hazards in business: One businessman's story

Two free gifts are available for the enjoyment of businessmen who subscribe to Business Management magazine.



  1. Comment by David Lechnyr - 9/29/2004 8:13 pm

    Fluffy Gerbil Management magazine brings pet-owners respected advice, valuable references, and insightful features so your gerbil can succeed. From the cover of our September issue:

    Gerbil Management
    [what really matters to owners of fluffy gerbils] September Issue

    The 7 secrets of focused gerbil owners (They’ll really help!)
    How to prevent the next pet audit error
    Pet-Owner Perks? Write-ups? (Strategies that work on fluffy housecats too)

    Inside our September issue:
    The real pet-owner's guide to gerbils and fluffiness
    The hidden hazards in pet care: One gerbil-owner's story

    Two free gifts are available for the enjoyment of pet-owners who subscribe to Fluffy Gerbil Management magazine.

    Am I close? -- David

  2. Comment by Michael Moore - 9/29/2004 11:11 pm

    You may be close. Your magazine doesn't rub me the wrong way as the example does, but gerbils are not as ubiquitous as businesses either. :-)

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Health Care

( ) 09/29/04 4:57 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Yesterday, it dawned on me that I forgot to mention in my previous entry how unhappy I am with the poor attention the health care crisis has gotten from the current administration. Then, as if by cue, I got notice from my employer today that there must be more increases in our personal expenses (to the tune of at least $350 a year) to allow the company to afford to provide a once-again-reduced level of health insurance coverage. I hope that all of our employees will be able to afford the increase, but I fear we'll start to contribute to the pool of uninsured that has built so dramatically in the last 3 years. I know the company is doing its best to soften this blow, but it's going to hurt.

Do you remember all the work that Bill Clinton (and Hillary Clinton) did during him term as President to try and get legislation through the Republican Congress to nip this problem in the bud? There was a significant effort. I have not heard anything about health care reform form the Bush administration except for this silly Medicare Prescription Drug card that seems more borne out of politicians trying to sell their reelection than about solving the bigger problem with malpractice insurance, drug companies and health insurance.

I'll get back to cute pictures or technical gripes for my next entry. I just couldn't avoid pointing out this additional gripe with Bush given today's bad news.

  1. Comment by Chris - 9/29/2004 10:47 pm

    This reminds me of an article I recently read about a former employer of mine that has moved 200 jobs from Beaverton to British Columbia. Stream International is a technical support outsource provider (or as my girlfriend put it “a modern sweatshop”) with locations throughout the U.S. and indeed internationally. Stream cited the lower cost of doing business in Canada, which might surprise folks conditioned by the right-wing media to think that ‘socialist’ Canada is a poor business environment.

    “Canada's nationalized health system also provides a huge cost-saving tool for employers,” states an economics professor quoted in an article about the move. I hope that someday our business leaders realize that nationalized healthcare will actually lift the burden of high insurance costs from business and isn’t part of some communist plot.

Kerry calling...

( ) 09/27/04 10:36 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Betsy at My Whim Is Law wrote last week about how antiquated and useless her experience on the phone bank for the Kerry campaign in Portland seemed (more than once). This directly mirrored my recent experience working the phone bank for the Kerry campaign in Eugene. Betsy hit some of my concerns except that my main concern is how dramatically little the effort accomplishes for the amount of volunteer time used and the number of people bothered by the calls.

Now, I have long been a rabid Independent voting only for the Democrats when they are really making sense. Abysmal funding for public services around here including schools, continued unemployment problems in our community and threats of our almost-retired farrier being called up for service in Iraq where Oregonians are dying in increasing numbers have all brought my to support Kerry as a better alternative. I am so concerned about the upcoming election that I "held my nose" and volunteered with the Kerry campaign. After my third offer to volunteer, they had me in to work the phone bank.

I didn't hold on to the detailed records that Betsy did, but the basic idea was to call registered voters and determine whether they were pro-Bush, pro-Kerry or undecided with the goal of focusing on the undecided voters since the Bush and Kerry voters don't seem likely to be switching. Well, after a couple of hours and about 100 calls, I had interrupted dozens of people in rural Oregon in the middle of their day and identified only 1 voter that was not firmly decided. For me, the cost far outweighs the result, but the Democrats don't seem to care.

Anne Marie, of course, says "Well, what do you think they should do instead"? Am I supposed to know? I don't ask them to write high-performance, secure RSA centralized authentication software and don't expect that I should have good ideas about political campaigns. There has to be a better way to use the teeming volunteers for the Kerry campaign than initially ignoring them then irritating them with ineffective work that annoys almost everyone involved.

Oh well, I'm sure they'll get that straightened out in the ample time before the election. :-)

  1. Comment by Betsy - 9/28/2004 12:54 pm

    While I am not convinced that phone banking is an effective use of my energies, I'm going to continue to do it at least one more night. I am reaching people here who are glad to have received the call, and I've been able to suggest volunteering options to them instead of phone banking, heh. And there's been at least one person each shift who I've had an interesting conversation with, from the woman who was on the verge of giving birth yet still wanted to do something to the man who was feeling disconnected and apathetic yet wanted to contribute in some small way.

    Now if only I could take my own advice...

  2. Comment by Chris - 9/28/2004 10:08 pm

    I too am anxious about the upcoming elections. For the first time ever I have given money to a political campaign (partially to see if the amazon.com campaign contribution system amazon.com had setup worked). I even gave Texans for Truth some money when I saw they were giving Bush a hard time about his National Guard AWOL.

    I think its cool you guys are volunteering for the campaign. I wonder what is the most efficient way to spend my time and energy helping make sure that Bush 43 is a one-termer.

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Rockaway Beach Pictures

( ) 09/25/04 8:30 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

We're on a family trip to Rockaway Beach on the Oregon Coast to visit Anne Marie's mother. As you can see, we visited the beach today and Lauren enjoyed "cooking" cakes in the sand. We brought 4 bags of bread crumbs, so we also got to visit plenty of handsome seagulls like the one pictured. No big points of conflicts with my mother-in-law... she got to fix dinner yesterday and I got to fix dinner tonight... it's best that way, especially if we eat out for lunch. :-)

We browsed a "flea market" in Rockaway Beach and I found a big stack of Polaroid pictures of signs. I found them to be interesting glimpses of local culture with some striking pictures of neon signs as well. It turns out that Arnold Cobb, the fellow that runs the flea market was a local sign maker since I was born (and a sign maker elsewhere for decades before that) and the Polaroids were just a pragmatic attempt to remember and provide examples of his work. I'll talk to him tomorrow to see if I can borrow some to post somewhere on this site.

  1. Comment by ross - 9/27/2004 1:26 pm

    man, what i'd give to be at the beach today!

Eugene Weblogger Meetup

( ) 09/23/04 11:44 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Eugene Webloggers, meet your weblog comrades at the upcoming Eugene weblogger meetup. As an introverted skeptic and blog neophyte, I wouldn't want to wager on whether I'd definately be there, but circumstances have led to me to be the organizer, so I'll be there.

There? Where? I've suggested The Strand (Theo's Coffee, Cozmic Pizza, Indira's Internet Lounge) at 8th and Charnelton. It has the basics: coffee, beer, food, free internet, nearby parking, 3 blocks from the bus and plenty of space. Offer your opinion if you have an objection or different idea. What can I be thinking asking webloggers for opinions?

And when? The "official" Weblogger Meetup time is 7:00pm on the third Wednesday of the month. Since any day and time is likely to be inconvenient for someone, I thought it would be best to stick with the standard, except that I would like to start at 6:30pm for the selfish reason that I have to get back Elmira in time to get my daughter to bed. Offer your opinion if you have a different opinion. Opinions again?

I was surprised to find information about more than 50 Eugene-based weblogs. The majority of them are active with (relatively) recent updates. Eugene webloggers range from asocial high school student to community-building post-grads to radical seniors; from the expected techies to artists to touring hard-rockers; from politically rabid to opinionated to purposely apathetic. It should be easy to find both common ground and interesting diversity amongst this group.

Now, I realize that there are conceptual differences between weblogging and meeting up in person; comfort with one may not translate to the other. Even so, I think meeting your fellow Eugene webloggers is likely to be "low impact social aerobics" and is likely to be interesting at the least and possibly really informative and validating of our weblogging efforts. Whether you're a current, potential or past weblogger, or a weblog consumer interested in meeting the folks behind the words and pictures, I hope we'll see you at the upcoming meetup.

Visit the meetup.com Eugene Weblogger Meetup Group to RSVP for the event. RSVPing will really help me keep you up to date on this and future meetups.

Eugene Weblogger Meetup
Wednesday, October 20 6:30pm - 8ish
199 West 8th Ave (at Charnelton)

Please comment to register your opinion on the event, the place, the date and time, etc. You know how.

Introvert Organizer

( ) 09/23/04 11:45 AM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

While I'm not a complete shut-in, I definitely shy away from social situations enough to unmistakably be an introvert. So how did I now end up being the organizer for a monthly social gathering that I would normally be shy about even attending? Groucho Marx's "I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member" comes to mind.

It all started with an email from WordPress (the folks that make the software that makes this blog happen) where they announced the formation of WordPress "meetup" groups around the world to encourage users to get together and talk about WordPress in specific and weblogging in general. I thought, "Hmm... Meet up? Maybe? I don't have much weblogging experience, maybe it would help me out". They provided a link to the Meetup.com site where I put in my contact info to be notified about upcoming events in the Eugene area. Now, you may say that this didn't seem to be introverted, but I can assure you that the motivation was purely pragmatic and not social on my part. I wanted to find out more about how people organize themselves for weblogging, since I sometimes find it to be a real effort.

A short time later, I got an email from Meetup.com indicating that there would now be a person selected for each local "meetup" group to make sure that the meeting location was available and that the information on Meetup.com had been properly updated. It asked anyone who could possible help by spending a few minutes on this administrative task to visit a web page. Now, we're talking about administrative and organizational stuff here which is right up my alley so I knew I could handle that, so I indicated I could do it with the presumption that someone more experienced would be chosen by Meetup or by the members of the group.

Weeks go by and I receive another email from Meetup.com informing me that I have been selected as the group's "organizer" because the one other member of the group did not volunteer or express an opinion. A day later, I was informed that the group's meetup for August had been automatically cancelled since no one RSVP'd for it. Now, if there's one thing worse than being an introvert and being named a group organizer, it's being the organizer of an unsuccessful meetup group that doesn't get around to meeting. I suppose many of my life's successes are from being unwilling to fail even if I'm the only one who will notice.

So, I looked around the Meetup site to see what could be done to actually organize a meetup. I was just starting to be unimpressed when I noticed a "you might be interested in..." link to the Eugene Weblogger Meetup group. This group had 9 members (huge compared to the WordPress group) and no one had volunteered to be its organizer, so I joined the group and Meetup selected me as the organizer for that group. I figured I could have better success with two blogging groups than with one and the effort would be the same. You see, the whole thing was a slippery slope.

The bad news: all of the members seemed to have been inactive since 2002 and the group did not appear to have actually met in recent history. This was confirmed when I visited the site of the meetup at the proper time and confirmed there were no webloggers there. Now, this was not looking like success for either group.

So, I set aside the Meetup site and used my usual research skills and Google and the ORBlogs.com site to see how many webloggers may actually be in Eugene. I was amazed to find over 50 Eugene weblogs, the majority of which were recently active. They spanned the entire map: techies, young bohemians, activists, ex-hippies, touring rockers and much, much more. This seemed like a community that would be interesting to meet and that would be interested in meeting each other.

Today, I'm actually taking on the mantle of organizer and have rescheduled the October meetup, posted an introduction, and am emailing the Eugene bloggers I found.

Wish me luck in this; both as an organizer and as a reluctant introvert.

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Still Awake

( ) 09/22/04 6:25 AM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

No, I'm not up early today... I'm still up late last night. So many things are going on at work that my head was not filled tonight with restful dreams, but instead with thoughts of "UNIX system migrations", "Layer 2 private vs public VPN or managed public VPN technology", "Return address selection on automated mailers" and "SNMP router traffic graphing". Normally, I sleep quite well and don't let work invade where it doesn't belong, but tonight my head is full of:

dodIpOptSendRIP1 OBJECT-TYPE
 SYNTAX  INTEGER { enable(1), disable(2) }
 ACCESS  read-write
 STATUS  mandatory
 DESCRIPTION
        "Allows sending of RIP packets to this destination
        when connected and IP routing is enabled using RIP 1 only."
...
unless (exists($custinfo->{$data[0]})) {
	$custinfo->{$data[0]} = { applecare => 0, cpus => [] };
}
...
DS1/Frame   384 Kbps    $419.95     $799.00
IDSL    144 Kbps    $144.95     $599.00
...

So, I stopped tossing around in bed about 2:30 and have been doing research on these technical things for 4 hours. I'll probably get back to bed now, but since everyone starts getting up and making a ruckus by 7:30, I don't expect to be well rested for the coming day. Hopefully, my hours of work overnight will compensate for my stumbling inefficiency at work today.

I think the issue is simply that I have too many pending requests and active projects to fit them all into the proper spot in my consciousness. I'll have to get some of these things off my plate soon to return to my usual practice of good sleep at night.

Something hot in rainy Portland

( ) 09/18/04 11:00 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael
Despite the wet and cold weather as we visited Portland, we still managed to find something way too hot when we had dinner with our friend Bill (and I'm not talking about Bill himself).

Here's Bill. You may notice he's breathing fire. To accompany the salmon burgers he graciously made us, he cooked home-made soup. I'd like to tell you what kind of soup it was, but I can only be certain there was curry in it and I suspect there may have been pepper and jalapenos in there as well. He warned, "The soup may be a bit too spicy", but even a cautious taste registered an unbearable burning throughout my mouth, sinuses and maybe even my toes.

I only wonder how you could make something this spicy without knowing it. Perhaps Bill doesn't subscribe to the "taste as you spice" theory. Admittedly, I am a real pansy when it comes to spicy food, but both Anne Marie and I were amazed that he could eat half his bowl of soup (although he was breaking a sweat).

We had a perfect day in Portland. Lauren is old enough to grasp that we existed before she was born, so we showed her our old haunts from when we lived in Northwest Portland and got her a rain hat at the now-even-more-intolerably-upscale-and-trendy-than-ever Stadium Fred Meyer. You can see here how well she fits in with the bohemian urbanites at the Blue Moon tavern at 21st and Glisan.

I read in the Portland Tribune about the city's crazy effort to sell the huge, custom covers they bought for 2 reservoirs on eBay and their misinformed belief that they should be able to get out of the deal after the auction ended because they don't like the final price. Have they read about how auctions work? After dinner and as we discussed how much you'd need to "thin" the soup to make it edible, I started rethinking whether the city should have covered those reservoirs since it seemed that a single bowl of the soup could render the entire water supply inedible. :-)

  1. Comment by Anne Marie Moore - 9/19/2004 10:42 am

    Bill's salmon burgers were very yummy. He offered us "to go" containers for the soup. I was worried it would burn through the Tupperware. Michael's comment was "We need something to strip the paint off the outdoor furniture Anne Marie's mom gave us". Bill, word of advice, don't quit your day job.

Sick Day

( ) 09/16/04 9:44 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Had to take a sick day today. Horrible burning in my chest and constant cough. Of course, I still checked my email and made a few calls to keep my work backlog from completely overwhelming me, but I also spent hours resting and eating chicken soup (thanks to Anne Marie). Lauren was sick too, starting last night, so Anne Marie kept her well tended and resting up this morning. However, even when sick, Lauren has a ton of energy, so she was soon more interested in playing than resting. So, Lauren and I compromised between her need to play with her train table and my need to rest in bed by moving the train table to the bed. See the pictures below.

Hopefully, full of cold medicine, we'll sleep well tonight and be ready for work and school in the morning. I'm not getting my hopes up, but a good night's sleep will probably improve my optomism.

Wit and wisdom will resume with improved health.

  

  1. Comment by Sue - 9/16/2004 10:47 pm

    Feel better soon

  2. Comment by David Lechnyr - 9/17/2004 9:43 am

    Amazing -- the time it takes to entertain a small child. While I love being a father, I'm glad I met Kai when he was already 5 years old :-) You should also take on a name when playing trains with Lauren, like "Captain Caboose" or some other silly nonsense that she'd like. Also a few vague references to Back to the Future III would be well placed (and leave her mother wondering where she got such nonsense from... oh, wait, where else but from Michael...) :-)

    Today's advertisements have adjusted interesetingly: "Pepper Fights Sinusitis, Dr. Xray Gregory Antyuhin, Coughing - Asthma signs? Sinus Symptoms and Relief, Homeopathy On Sale".

Coming soon... to somewhere...

( ) 09/14/04 5:00 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

I'm working on ordering services for a new location for the company I work for, but it's hard sometimes to get all the information necessary to work with the beaurocracy of utility companies.

(This post has been briefly summarized for you due to possibly sensitive content.)

  1. Comment by Sue - 9/16/2004 10:54 pm

    But unlike to wizard of Oz you always seem to pull it off

PookCD lives again

( ) 09/12/04 2:00 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Our stereo has been broken for a month or more. When Lauren discovered that we couldn't play music, she first pointed to the knot of wires we all have behind out A/V equipment and suggested "I think the wires are tangled" and when I insisted that was not the issue, she offered "We should have someone fix it". While this is sage advice, it presented a problem.

You see, in order to occupy my mind while I was off work for 2 or 3 months after Lauren was born, I built and programmed a stereo/tv from PC parts, free software and Perl scripts. We called it PookCD after Lauren's nickname "PookieBoo". I had originally intended to use MP3 audio files as they were just becoming popular at that time (January 2001), but, even at the best quality, I could tell the difference between the CD and the MP3. Lots of good parts of the music were missing. So, I decided that the music would be stored in CD quality using a lossless compression.

The problem with lossless compression is that it requires a lot of space. I had to break the bank and buy two 60 gigabyte drives (high capacity at that time) in order to be able to hold 400 CDs. I couldn't afford to buy 4 drives in order to have a backup.

By the end of my paternity leave, I had built a very nice PookCD. When you put in a CD, the name of the artist and all the songs are displayed, you can play the CD if you like and in less time than it takes to play the first 5 songs, the entire CD is stored permanently. From that point on (even in the middle of playing the 5th song), you can take out the CD and it will continue playing. From then on, you can browse or find the CD's songs and play them along with the other stored music.

So, when the system failed with a broken power supply and a broken drive, I figured I should see if PookCD is outdated. Looking around on the Internet, I just don't see a solution that does all of these things in CD quality and also acts as a TV. There's lots of stuff for managing and playing MP3 files, but I'm not willing to lose that much quality. So, I decided to replace the broken parts (plus a backup drive soon since 120 gigabyte drives are now cheap) and continue with PookCD.

Now, since the drive failure lost half our CDs, I had to reload them. So (gratuitous pictures of our mini-farm for Ross and courtesy of my new camera):

I headed out to the barn, saying "Hi" to Snickers and Shadow along the way.
Headed upstairs to look over the new hay that was delivered this week and...
to search through the huge selection of technical junk in the barn for...
my boxes of original CDs. Yes, RIAA and other music pirate bashing thugs, I do have the originals for every CD from Aerosmith to OutKast and from James Taylor to Zelig.

So, wish me luck as I spent the next week or two sticking another of these CDs in the stereo each time I walk through the living room. At least, PookCD lives again!

  1. Comment by ben - 11/13/2004 6:28 pm

    oooh sounds cool. do you have the code or more details of the configuration/setup around or on a page someplace?

Hay day

( ) 09/09/04 9:41 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Today certainly was my hay day (as opposed to heyday). As tons of hay burned near Salem, another ton of hay arrived to replenish our supplies, which I think we're going through too quickly to last though next spring. I wrote previously about my hope that we were fully stocked for the winter.

I was shocked and surprised to hear on the television news that there were 7,000 tons of hay ablaze
at a TIBA, Inc storage facility near Salem. That quantity is incredible and, evidently, untrue since other reports indicate 300 tons, which is a lot, but only 100 time what we store.

Hay is very flammable and it sounded from the recorded 911 call I heard that the owners knew the extent of the bad news shortly after it started. The caller reported "The hay storage is on fire. It's going to be burning for days", to which the 911 dispatcher fumbled, "Uh, what did you say"?

Here's hoping that spontaneous combustion steers clear of all of us for the rest of the year.

Three amazing quotes from Lauren

( ) 09/07/04 10:08 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Given that tomorrow is Lauren's first full day at her first full school year (at the impressive sounding College Hill Montessori School), here are three amazing recent quotes from Lauren which we found amazing for a 3-year-old:

  • "We need to cut 5 pieces" - five seconds before everyone else could count and agree that we had 5 people at our "un-birthday" party.
  • "Daddy, on your next birthday, you'll be 24" - two hours after putting two full boxes of candles (24) on the "un-birthday" cake and a moment before I said "of course I will"!
  • "Jesus... Jesus!" - two seconds after dropping something she was trying to hand to her babysitter and one second before I said "Lauren, watch your cursing"!

I'm anxiously awaiting my new digital camera (which the neophyte eBay seller has had trouble getting to me), so you may soon have to endure cute pictures of Lauren in addition to quotes. Not to mention pictures of everything else in sight. :-)

  1. Comment by David Lechnyr - 9/9/2004 8:11 am

    A 5 megapixel camera? Wow - I can barely cope with 2... ;-)

  2. Comment by Michael Moore - 9/9/2004 8:33 am

    5 megapixel, compact, good repair history, 3x optical zoom, excellent image quality, long battery life, rechargeable battery pack, 160MB of storage comes with it -- retail $499, my price $250. If Lauren understood cameras the way she understood dolls, she'd say "Dada, you're a good shopper" as she does when Anne Marie buys her a new doll. Now, I just hope it arrives. :-) Tracking shows it's in Portland and will arrive tomorrow. Then followingedge.com may become flooded with pictures. :-)

  3. Comment by ross - 9/9/2004 10:48 am

    yay for fotos!

  4. Comment by ross - 9/9/2004 10:59 am

    wait. did i just say that? is that really the best i could come up with? for shame.

Form vs Function

( ) 09/05/04 9:37 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Some people imagine that a computer nerd knows everything about computers, but there's actually a huge difference between a programming nerd and a graphics nerd. To such a degree that they can barely communicate.

I finished the programming for the new laser-printed charge account statements and I believe the code is perfect, but some artifacts remain (like "[::911]", which should be "behind the scenes") and half of the letters are missing from the text (customer name is "RE ISTER UAR", which is definately wrong). To this, I say, "Curse you, Nolan"! (in the nicest possible way, of course, since he is now closer to godliness that I could be). Nolan, who worked for me from 2000 to 2003, is a brilliant fellow, but is on the opposite end of the "form vs function" spectrum from myself and certainly a graphics nerd. He designed a beautiful template for the statement, but allowed kerning and font subsetting, which are great for graphic design, to totally ruin the document for automation.

Now, I have to find a way to use Adobe Illustrator to re-create the output. Of course, Illustrator is very expensive and I haven't the faintest clue how to use it. I would talk to the company's marketing department, but this communication gap would probably result in the same result that I got with Nolan.

Wish me luck.

  1. Comment by Erick - 9/8/2004 8:13 am

    If it is software you need, it is software you shall receive. Just send me an email and let me know what you need I have an extensive collection of NFR software for us to use.

    And see people do read this!

State Fair fairly rainy

( ) 09/03/04 10:20 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

Anne Marie and I took Lauren to the State Fair in Salem. We got to enjoy seeing the horses, pigs, goats, rabbits, cavies and a few chickens before enjoying the kind of meal you can only get at the fair: bad hamburgers, cold fries, corn on the cob, corn dogs, etc. The eats at the State Fair are not so much of a highlight as this once-a-year gut-turner ought to be since we eat the same once-a-year delights a month earlier at the Lane County Fair.

Just as we were heading off to ride the chair lift to the carnival rides area to indulge Lauren's need to ride "three or eight or ninety-eight" carnival rides, the rain started coming down in buckets. We did our best to be patient by viewing the complete selection (two floors) of 4H exhibits, but decided to throw in the towel as the grounds began to get a bit flooded.

Lauren was only somewhat disappointed since her yearlong goal of eating enough to be tall and to go on the "spinning bears" had been realized at the Lane County Fair. Plus, you know how we love the animals at the fair.

  1. Comment by John - 9/4/2004 10:21 am

    Cavies? What on Earth (or anywhere else) are cavies? Do they drink Fetch Beer?

  2. Comment by John - 9/4/2004 1:10 pm

    Thank you for the link. (http://images.google.com/images?q=cavies) Cavies are guniea pigs. Since when are they called Cavies? Is this some sort of yuppie-ism? Are guinea pigs suddenly so fashionable that we cannot possibly call them by such a common name? I believe we have some sort of wanna-be high-class conspiracy on our hands. This should be investigated. Cavies, indeed. Guniea pigs!

  3. Comment by Michael Moore - 9/5/2004 9:07 am

    John, this is not a high-class conspiracy. On the contrary, if you want to look for a conspiracy, you'd have to call it a scientific conspiracy since "Cavies" refer to the taxonomic genus Cavia. Why haven't you heard the word "Cavies" even though it has a long history in the language (see the excerpt from the 1913 Webster's)? Perhaps because you didn't join the 4H when you were in high school. Even so, I am sure you would to the first to agree that scientific principals are important to the understanding and care of the 20 species of Cavia (including the"guinea pig", Cavia porcellus). While the term "guinea pig" originated in the 17th century and must obviously predate the taxonomic classifications developed in the 18th century, you can see from examples like Michael Forstadt's Cavy History that there is a rigorous scientific interest in cavies and to call them "guinea pigs" is a mockery of science since cavies are not pigs and are from South America, not Africa. Personally, despite my growing knowledge of cavies, I can't stand the little squealing things. :-)

35th Anniversary of the first Internet site... a SEX site!

( ) 09/01/04 10:12 PM RSS Leave a Comment »
by Michael

35 years ago, on September 2, 1969, BBN technicians installed and activated the first Internet site at UCLA. This first site for the experimental network (then called ARPANET) was run on SEX. Actually, SEX was the name of the operating system (Sigma EXperimental system) running on the SDS Sigma 7 computer that was the first site on the Internet, so it's not quite the same SEX that runs the Internet these days.

Many people will argue that the precursor to the Internet didn't really start until October 29, 1969, when the first site connected to the SEX machine at UCLA. Before you complain about connection delays on the Internet, remember that the Internet started with this 57 day delay for the first connection. :-)

Nevertheless, 35 years ago, this was the diagram of ARPANET, the network that became the Internet:

Over the next 8 years the network expanded to a startling 111 computers!

Then the network became NSFNet, then the Internet. My opinion is that the Internet became well known in 1994. CSNW and I had already been on the network a short while by then, but everyone else joined us very quickly.

Looking back at the last 35 years, the amazing part is that the Internet grew rather slowly for 25 years and has dramatically exploded in the last 10 years. Now, according to Wired Magazine, it's no longer even the Internet, but just the internet.

So, take a moment today to join be in a toast to the internet: Happy 35th birthday!

  1. Comment by John - 9/4/2004 10:19 am

    Well, everything starts with sex....

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